To Blog or Not to Blog?

I'm the queen of making last minute decisions to do something new with my life. Typically this involves abstaining from Diet Coke for the rest of eternity, or opting for bangs at one of my tri-annual haircuts - just the standard heavy stuff. The latest last minute ruling of her majesty? To start a blog, of course. So here I sit, bangs securely fastened and a Diet Coke in a close proximity. "Long live this blog! Long live this blog!"

Getting on to the important part... I have funny kids. And I mean REALLY funny kids. If you have kids, yours are probably pretty funny too. But as the presiding mother over the aforementioned children I must attest that mine are the funniest in the land.

Having my first child was an utter adventure. Every occurrence in my life post-baby has just been a subset of that adventure. Not sharing would be a crime, in a way. First, though, I'm legally bound to give a few disclosures.*

1. I participated in an honors Spanish class in high school, which means I'm qualified to throw a random word of espanol into my posts now and then. I can't help it that sometimes other languages make me feel spicy. Ole!
2. I'm an imperfect mother, with imperfect views, visions and experiences. You'll come across dysfunctional-ness. Just don't say I didn't warn you.
3. What I value most are the people in my life, with a special emphasis on my dear children. Coming soon:  I'll introduce you to each of them.
4. If we've learned nothing else from our favorite President & CEO, Christian Grey, it's that sex sells. Though most of my posts are about kids, it doesn't mean they're kid-friendly. And my ladylike vocab could give Andrew Dice Clay a run for his money.

If you're easily offended, this may not be the blog for you. That being said, if you're still interested, let's roll. ;)

*I'm actually not legally bound to a damn thing, but doesn't that make the blog sound super importante? (That's Spanish for important).